Showing posts with label novels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label novels. Show all posts

Sunday, 8 May 2011

HUMOROUS BOOKS

A Foreign Education by Craig Alan Williamson
A Girl Called Bean by Jaqueline Druga-Johnston {pdf}
A Logic Named Joe by Murray Leinster [Humorous / Science Fiction]
Agent to the Stars by John Scalzi [Humorous / Science Fiction]
Ahead of the Curve by Geoff Bamber {pdf}
As the Crow Sits by Russell Truran {pdf}
Bad Medicine by Robert Sheckley [Humorous / Science Fiction]
BOFH by Howard Sherman [Humorous / Interactive Fiction]
Canadian Meds by John Moynihan
Captain Omega series by Scot Savage [Humorous / Mystery / Sci Fi] NEW (listed less than one year)
Charlie Needs a Cussbomb by Daniel Whittman
Claim the Earth by John Montana
Clash of the Sissies by Graham Parke [Humorous / Mystery]
Dead Pan and Joe Progress by Andrew Starling {pdf / doc / txt}
Dr. Lewis B. Turndevelt's Big Book of Forwards by David R. Perry
Ducks of Doom series by Robert Smith
Executive Severance by Robert K. Blechman NEW (listed less than one year)
Fantasy: The Novel by Michael James McConnell
Fragments from the Lost and Profound by Oliog {pdf}

NEW (listed less than one year)
GLUTEN: The Complete Hans Gluten Epic by Shane Collins {pdf}
Honest, the Martian Ate Your Dog by Fahim Farook
How to Build a Career and Find Happiness During a Recession: A Tragi-Comic Novel of Unemployment, Underemployment, Wall Street, Main Street and other Matters that Seemed to Matter at the Time
Indiscretions of Archie by P.G. Wodehouse [Vintage]
Inventions of Professor Zonderbaard by John Talbot {pdf}
It's My Life and I can Laugh if I Want to! by Caroline Adams
Kingfisher Blue by Rob Hopcott [Humorous / Romance / Thriller]
Looking Through the Windows of Madness by Leo-Vine Knight
Make Mine Homogenized by Rick Raphael [Science Fiction]
Mom Letters by Jack Brackitt {pdf / doc / lit / pdb}
Murder on Anonomy by Anonomy, a Blovelist NEW (listed less than one year)
Mute by gummybear86 NEW (listed less than one year)
No Date for Gomez! by Graham Parke [Humorous / Mystery]
Odd-Jobs by Timothy A. Boling {pdf}
Password Incorrect by Nick Name
Playtime by John Morgan {pdf}
Randy's Rubbers by Willie Qwit and Betty Will
Rate Me Red by Richie Chevat [Humorous / Science Fiction]
Rats, Bats and Vats by Dave Freer and Eric Flint [Humorous / Science Fiction / Fantasy]
Retail Ready by Holly Christine
Rowena Gets A Life by S.D. Youngren
Sedan by Phil Cosker NEW (listed less than one year)
Sky Sailing Heroes by Tobias Dingbat NEW (listed less than one year)
Split Ends by Queen of Random
Squirt by Tim Ley {pdf}
Sweeny's Escape by Harry P Noble {pdf} Hosted by free-online-novels.com NEW (listed less than one year)
SWEETFEED, The Autobiography Of Jack T. Mule by Billy Jones
Tales from the Retirement Home by Michael Allen {pdf}
The Adventures of Harry Revel by Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch [Vintage]
The Ballerina, The Gymnast, and The Yoga Master by RJ Silver NEW (listed less than one year)
The Banana Skin Tango by Martin Pilcher {pdf}
The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf by Alison Main (aka John McKenzie) [Humorous / Travel / Buddhist] {doc}
The Complete Corn by Jay Coutu {pdf}
The Day Time Stopped Moving by Bradner Buckner [Humorous / Science Fiction]
The Deadly Fork Mysteries by Tom Devine [Novella] NEW (listed less than one year)
The Distance Travelled by Brett Alexander Savoury {pdf}
The Eighth Tier by P.D. Allen
The Garbageman by Peter Reid [Humorous / Spy Thriller] {pdf}
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and Neighboring Planets (Jupiter not included) by Gianluca Neri
The Halleluiah Chicken by tomcat NEW (listed less than one year)
The History of Oeuf by P.S.E. [Humorous / Science Fiction / Fantasy] NEW (listed less than one year)
The Idiota Code by Tobias Dingbat NEW (listed less than one year)
The Lighter Side by Keith Laumer [Humorous / Science Fiction]
The Lunatic Messiah by Simon Cutting {pdf}
The Me Clone by Gene Keyes [Humorous / Romantic / Science Fiction]
The Morons, Part 1 by A.P.U.
The Morons, Part 2 by A.P.U.
The Philosophical Strangler by Eric Flint [Humorous / Science Fiction / Fantasy]
The Princess and the Penis by RJ Silver NEW (listed less than one year)
The Rats, the Bats and the Ugly by Eric Flint and Dave Freer [Humorous / Science Fiction / Fantasy]
The Salvaged Autobiographical Accounts Of Clyde P. Hipwing by Scott C. Endsley [Humorous / Science Fiction / Fantasy] {doc / html}
The Second Penis by A.P.U.
The Tale of the Shagging Monkeys - Trippin' by Anthony Bunko
The Tea-time Sunshine by Iain McCulloch NEW (listed less than one year)
You, Me and Your Three by Michael Graves NEW (listed less than one year)
Zen and the Art of Stand-Up Comedy by Eugene Binx






"Stage-iana.": 1000 funny stories of the playhouse, the play and ...

18 Mar 2010 ... Ebook and Texts Archive > University of Toronto - Robarts Library > "Stage-iana.
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Saturday, 30 April 2011

AIR CRASH

An EgyptAir plane has crash-landed near Tunis with 55 passengers and up to 10 crew on board. Tunisian rescue workers, who have now reached the crash site, say at least 20 people were killed. But many of those on board are said to have survived. One Egyptian passenger called his family in Cairo on a mobile phone to say that he was safe. He said the airliner had burnt out and surviving passengers were awaiting help.


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Once in the world ,after the power was created then the good and evil is born.There is an opticromicer in those days .

Good used to protect opticromicer from evils because they may use it for bad.

But one day Evils became more powerful than good.

The good has hidden the opticromicer Somewhere unknown to the evils.

YEARS PASSED BY: Evils are searching for it .

Good protects it.

THE HIGH SCHOOL MYSTERY:


CHAPTER-1


The Magical Library


Ronnie:"Come on we need to go to school,its time other wise our head master would bang us."

Steven:"OK i am coming"

They are on their cycle and on the way to school.On the way they are very happy because the climate is hot as they experience cool all the time.the sunny hot winds blow all over their ears.They ride very fast.They shifted their direction into the slopey down road in which their school is situated.

The school is very huge. It was built in the ancient times that is in 1800's.there school has a lot of reputation.But there is a mystery that every year a child is missing who studied in this school. Even seats in the school are very limited that is nearly 800 seats.

The school has a large playground with a wooden fencing all around it.The school streches all along its length upto 10 square kilometers.the path is very confusing and a lot of trees placed all along its lenght.There are olds buildings and even they are sealed for not letting anyone in, as they do not know when it might collapse on their head.There are several creatures of miniatures.The school has special curricular activies.the way to school is beautiful such that all old men would take a little walk.

This schools every block is hanged with creepers.This makes school cool.Suddenly the climate changes .

Heavy cool winds blow now.The clouds covered the sun.Now the day is like evening.The trees moves 45

degrees angle on either side.As soon as Ronnie and Steve reached the school it was heavily raining.

This make them heavily surprised.

Ronnie and Steve went in,Watson came near them and hit Ronnie in his stomach and said "What did I say yesterday,I asked you to bring the video game,Have you bought it?"

Ronnie answered "no",Then Watson kicked him and ran away.

Steve : "are you all right".

Ronnie:"I am all right."

They went into the class room ,listening to the boring lessons of Emma.

The classes were over.It became very dark and the rain did not stop yet.

Steve:"It is very boring."

Ronnie:"come on ,lets go for a walk"

Steve:"In the rain!"

Ronnie:"Yes,it would be little different."

Steve:"Ok,move on".

They are moving in the heavy rain and this made them sick.They saw a gate on the way.It was sealed.The gate is different from any other gate in the school.The gate has many ornamental designs.Knife,Animals,Some weird creatures are hidden in the design of the gate.It is looking like a puzzle.

Steve:"Shall we go in."

Ronnie:"I did like to go in but how?"

Steve:"Let us climb the gate".

They climbed the huge gate of 12 feet high.This made them more sick.Suddenly rain has stopped as if a wall is constructed in the sky.They went along the path,Huge trees on either side of the path.The path is just 10 feet wide.We cannot see the sky clearly because trees on either side of the path would cover it.Leaves from the trees are falling down.It was very long path. They were tired.The time is 5 pm.It was a good evening

The sun makes it way from the clouds .The clouds are shining in orange color.

"This is very beautiful Scenary" says Ronnie.

They have seen a weird hut,The hut is made of stone.They went in,"Is there anyone in"says Steve

"I think none was in",says Steve.

This made them happy.They are searching the total hut.It was empty,there is a small box hidden with a cloth.

They tried to open it but could not."Its becoming late"says Steve.They went home with the Box.Now the BOX is with

Steve.

He made several attempts to open the box.He saw some thing carved on the box.

Steves mom:"Steve,What are you doing?"

Steve hid the box under the bed.Mom opened the door open and came in "What are you doing honey?"

"Nothing mom"says Steve.

"Go to sleep"Says Steve mom.

She made him lay down and covered the blanket on him,she went out and closed the door.He then woke up suddenly .

Failed to open the box.

Then he went sleep.

STEVE suddenly woke up and saw on either side of his room

He saw a blade at the edge of the reading table.

The blade slowly opens itself with the help of no one ,

The blade was up in the air ,RUSHED INTO HIS HEART.

STEVE woke up screaming,It was his dream.

HE RELAXED.

He saw some yellow light coming from the box.

The instructions carved were also glowing.Suddenly the box open up.And then as soon as mom knocked the door it closed itself went under the bed.

This was the weird thing ever happened in his life.

Then he pretended to sleep near his mom,

After she saw him sleeping, she locked the door and went away.

He immediately called Ronnie by phone and asked him to

come to his house ,He took the box in fear and jumped from his window and went out through the gate.

He saw Ronnie With a Torch light,

Steve:"What is that torch light for?"

Ronnie:"aaaa!so that you could see my black face,I may not be

visible in the dark."

Steve said to Ronnie what happened before,they decided to keep the box where they have took.

They went back to the same place they went before .

It was very dark,Cats are moving all around ,Owls are starring at them.

Steve:"Ronnie,are you afraid of DEVILS".

Ronnie:"Nope".

They saw a Skull in their path,

Steve glanced at it ,Ronnie silently walks back without a sound

leaving Steve alone.

Then,

Steve without turning back calling:"Ronnie,Look at this"

Then he look back,Saw Ronnie running ,

Steve shouted"Ronnie ,Ronnie stop?"

Ronnie:"He looked back,ITS A NIGHTMARE STEVE RUN RUN!"

Steve:"Idiot,Its better to come alone".

As Steve turned to front direction,He saw leaves twisting

around and it made its own shape as skull,

It shouted"You are going to die!"

His feet trembling in fear and he wetted his pant,

He left the box there and ran back screaming,He

ran in such a way he forget his path.



IT

CONTINUES

BY

PRADEEP.




EgyptAir in Cairo told the BBC that the plane was a Boeing 737-500 - also known as a 735. It was identified as Flight 843 from Cairo to Tunis. The plane came down on a hillside about six kilometres (four miles) from the Tunis-Carthage airport. Egypt's ambassador to Tunis, Mahdy Fathallah, said: "About 15 dead have been accounted for so far". The plane came down in fog and heavy rain, he said. Airport officials in Tunis are quoted as saying the plane's landing gear had failed to open during the approach to the airport. The pilot then made a fresh circuit to attempt another landing and that is when the plane crashed. Black smoke billowed from the scene.





The control tower had lost contact with the plane a few seconds before the crash, just after a distress call from the pilot, reports said. Ambulances were seen heading towards the crash site near Ennahli Hill, close to a residential suburb of the city.

Shortly after the EgyptAir crash reports came in of an airliner coming down in the sea off northeastern China. A China Northern Airlines plane with 112 people on board crashed near the coastal city of Dalian, according to state media.



In October 1999 an EgyptAir Boeing 767 plunged into the Atlantic Ocean off Massachusetts, killing all 217 people on board. US safety officials blamed the crash on the plane's co-pilot - a claim rejected by Egypt. Before 1999, EgyptAir had not experienced a major crash for 23 years.





UPDATE (5/7/02): This may not be "one of the worst aviation disasters in modern history," but it certainly is the second worst major crash for EgyptAir since 1976. Egypt was named as a possible place where the crash would take place, however, it was instead the origin of the flight. Still, all in all, the title was true: Arab Airliner Crashes at Middle Eastern Airport. Tunisia, in North Africa, is an Arab state. The North African nations of Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, and Libya are often considered to be part of the Middle East. This prediction is technically FULFILLED, adjacently in May 2002 rather than in August 2001.
they are many air crashes look at them






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