Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other reptiles have? A. Baby Dinosaurs. | ||||
Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to settle? A. Anywhere he wants to. | ||||
Q. What did they call primitive sailing disasters? A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | ||||
Q. Can you tell 10 dinosaurs names in 10 seconds? A. Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus. | ||||
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as soaring as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? A. Sir. | ||||
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as soaring as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a own stereo over his ears? A. Anything you like, he won't hear you! | ||||
Q. What do you get if you traverse a mouse with a Triceratops? A. Enormous holes in the base boards. | ||||
Q. How can you say if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? A. By the `D' on his pajamas. | ||||
Q. How do you recognize if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? A. By the dinosnores.
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Wednesday, 29 June 2011
dinosaur part -4
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